God Hates Costumes and Candy

So. I've never done the whole blog thing. I decided to do it today however because of this ridiculous series of comments under a Happy Tree Friends Halloween episode on youtube.

holycrossftw (18 hours ago)

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Halloween is against god, I hate you and everything you stand for.

ghoulliver257 (18 hours ago)

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i seriously hope youre just joking. isnt hate supposed to be a sin? i thought that god was supposed to teach you to love your fellow men. talk about a bunch of hipocrites. at least be honest and say that holloween is against the church, not god. cause at the end the thing you actually believe in is the church

AdamJRawlins (13 hours ago)

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Halloween isn't against God. I'm a Christian, and I celebrated it as a kid, and I still go to the occasional party. To each his own, I guess. I like having fun on Halloween, other people like hiding in their basements making waffles.

turdshitpenistitty (13 hours ago)

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dude god is a fucking fake douchebag who isnt real so just fuck off with you faggotty christian shit

TheHellcatsAreHere (12 hours ago)

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with a display name like that, who's going to take you seriously anyway? for the record, i also like halloween. it means free candy

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This is the best display of how humanity is rapidly declining that I could even imagine, let alone actually witness. First, let's focus on how this is all under a Happy Tree Friends video. What is a Jesus-freak doing watching HTF anyway? Shouldn't you be offended more by the fact that this show routinely features things like bunnies getting ass-raped by shrapnel than the fact that the cartoon character is dressed up as a zombie to celebrate Halloween, a holiday that manages to turn this:

Into this:

It's not as if very many people celebrate the initial reasons for Halloween anymore, or for any other holiday for that matter. We basically celebrate dressing up and free candy for Halloween just like we celebrate fireworks, glowsticks, and barbecues on the 4th of July, and bunnies and eggs on Easter. There are very few people that actually appreciate the original meaning behind any of the holidays anymore, so why don't you focus your hatred on those people and not the 5 year olds dressed as fairies that come to your door. You're probably one of those people that sits with the TV blasting and all the lights on, just to let everyone know that you're home, but you'd rather listen to the "heathens" pressing your doorbell all night than put a sign out saying you don't have any candy. But enough about the idiocy of saying Halloween is against god.

Let's move on to turdshitpenistitty. Now this fine specimen of human being is so clever with their word choice that my roommate and I had to applaud them for it. It just rolls off the tongue. They could have chosen the less satisfying turdpissdickboob, but he/she took time creating his username and I commend them for it. This person obviously took a lot of time putting together their comment as well. Because let's face it...

"dude god is a fucking fake douchebag who isnt real so just fuck off with you faggotty christian shit"

is just about the best spoken argument anyone has ever used. turdshitpenistitty wins this argument, hands down.

So that's it for my first post. But I'm sure I will find other things to rant about soon.